Do some work- stop looking at this.
No really.
I'll tell your boss.
There's nothing interesting going to come up.
Honestly.
If you don't want to work then go for a brew.
Or waste time on the web.
Just stop reading this.
Please.
I don't want to keep typing to keep you amused.
Switch off your computer and go outside.
Unless you're on a train.
Obviously.
Please stop looking at me.
I can't go on much longer.
What do you want from me?
I won't be your friend.
I can't be your friend.
It wouldn't work out.
Come on, you know it too.
I'm just a news fader.
Now go.
There's so much to do.
I'll just stay here.
Fading news in and out.
I do enjoy it though.
I promise.
Don't cry for me.
I'll be fine.
I've got loads in my calender.
I'm not lonely at all.
I'm off canoeing with friends next weekend.
It'll be loads of fun.
See, I do get out and about.
What?
I can canoe.
My mate's got a Blackberry and he loads this page up.
Then chucks me into the canoe.
Loads of fun.
Anyway, what you still doing here.
I'm meant to be fading news, but instead I'm talking to you.
You'll get me sacked.
And if you read too much of this I'll get you sacked.
That'd be no good for either of us.
So go on, piss off.
I know it's hard, but we weren't meant to be.
You and me.
Ah, look you've made me start rhyming now.
The other news faders will be laughing at me.
And that Skysports news scroller- you know the yellow bastard.
He's a right bully.
Have to say he's good at his job though.
But you don't want to see him after a few beers.
All 'oooh I work for Sky' blah blah blah.
Oh, well done.
But yeah, if he sees me talking to you then I'll never hear the end of it.
So log off, step back from the computer and pretend you haven't spent 20 minutes with me.
I won't tell anyone.
Just,
uuumm
come back, later on?
Will you?
Do your hair before you do though, it's a mess at the moment.
Maybe wear something more sexy?
No, not your footy kit.
That's all I hear in this job, footy, footy, footy.
Right off you go, but I'll see you soon.
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